Colin: heyyyy

  have a good weekend?

me: totes

  and you?

Colin: I am soooo psyched about Gossip Girl tonight

"it's kinda hard to party after someone drops the gay bomb"

  that's the quote from the promo

  I love it sooooo much

me: no it isnt, if u use craigslist

Colin: hahaha

totes... I wanna be like "uh... isn't the gay bomb actually a party bomb"

me: hahahaha

  the gay bomb could also be the katrina farts you get from bottoming

  but i bet gossip girl doesnt know about those

Colin: HAHAHAHAHAHA

i guess it is hard to party after that gay bomb gets dropped

unless you're the sort of guy who likes to invite Tina over to his parties

me: blair totally gay-bombed on my new white marc bag

did u hear serena gaybombed all over the cipriani bathroom

Colin: for some reason "blair totally gay-bombed on my new white marc bag" just makes me think of the girls of gossip girl eating yogurt on the steps

me: hahahahha

Colin: like the yogurt is actually ass juice of a gay bomb

me: activia

Colin: hahahaha, especially with the theme song from that commercial

  activiiiiaaaaaaaa-ah

me: hahahaha

Colin: that's the sound of a gay bomb exploding

me: oh man, i have 3 activias in my fridge right now and theyre never getting eaten

Colin: I am obsessed with Kefir

me: yesssss

Colin: so I'm going to have the same problem, because all I can think is how kefir could be an ass product

me: its pretty hard to party with kefir

Colin: activiiiiaaaaaa

  I really just want to blurt that out at my desk

  jesus, I came really close to lol-ing really hard over these gay bombs

me: too bad [Colin’s company] doesnt have corporate sponsors

activia could be your insane inside joke

Colin: hahahahahaha!!!!!!

  omg

  they'd be like "hey that's colin, the guy in the web department who always sings the activia song" "yeah, what a freak, why does he do that" "I dunno... I think he thinks we understand his joke, but really we all just humor him"

me: hahahahha

Colin: "why the fuck does he sing that, it's not like I've ever even seen him eat a yogurt"

  "I mean... I could understand if he's like... always eating activia"

me: "he told me it was a gossip girl thing, so he's probably just so gay hedoesnt know whats going on"

  "did you hear he totally gaybombed at the christmas party when we were having a moment of silence for darfur"

Colin: hahahahha

  my butt sang the activia theme